Fill her up...

Good night my love...

Things go bump in the night...

Just a small KISS...

From the makers of...

Melts in your mouth...not in you hand.

Fire up the grill...

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says...

"Your butt is getting really big...I mean really big...
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill.

Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right...your butt is 2 foot wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband...

Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky...

He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks...

She answers...

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill...
for one little weenie?"


Sent to me by my sister-in-law. Thanks Blondie...

Love and Pizza...

This space for rent...

Word play...

Hold my....

Boobs 'R' us...

Life is sometimes...

Food for the soul...

Games people play...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

High Maintenance...

Does a body good...

Par-taaaa...

Hug this...

Hold this Hawg...

Play time...

Law #1...

Law of the three L's...

Back seat driver...

Off night...

Say it with a smile...

Things about a woman...

Master of Oz...

Dragon Master...

Reading is fun...

Slayer of the dead...

Pass the Advil...

Beauty & the Beast...

Dog days of winter...

The power of the Dark Side...

There is no fear, there is power.
I am the Heart of Darkness.
I know no fear,
But rather I instill it in my enemies.
I know the power of the Dark Side.
All the Universe bows before me.
I pledge myself to the Darkness.
For I have found true life,
In the death of the light.

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hatred leads to power.
Power leads to victory.
Let your anger flow through you.
Your hate will make you strong.
True power is only achieved through
testing the limits of one's anger,
passing through unscathed.
Rage channeled through anger is unstoppable.
The dark side of the Force
offers unimaginable power.
The dark side is stronger than the light.
The weak deserve their fate.

–tenets of Sith philosophy

Star Wars...

Ahhhh, beer and football...

The Raven...

Oh my gawd...

Before & After...

Before boob job.



After boob job.

Never give a hammer as a Christmas gift...

Getting old is a...

Play Nice...

Stupid is...

Stupid is forever...Ignorance can be fixed.

Fallen Beauty...

Double D Pumpkins...

Happy Holidays...

The Only One...

An interesting parable...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, I thought as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.



But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.



After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be - quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see .. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.



Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.



Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

Proverb...

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeños.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Can I have some fries with that?...