A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says...
"Your butt is getting really big...I mean really big...
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill.
Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right...your butt is 2 foot wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband...
Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky...
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks...
She answers...
"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill...
for one little weenie?"
Sent to me by my sister-in-law. Thanks Blondie...
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