I think of you as...

Yes...and add extra ketchup please...

Harvey was born Paul Harvey Aurandt in Tulsa, Okla. His father, a police officer, was killed when he was a toddler. A high school teacher took note of his distinctive voice and launched him on a broadcast career.

While working at St. Louis radio station KXOK, he met Washington University graduate student Lynne Cooper. He proposed on their first date (she said "no") and always called her "Angel." They were married in 1940 and had a son, Paul Jr.

They worked closely together on his shows, and he often credited his success to her influence. She was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame in 1997, seven years after her husband was. She died in May 2008.

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately.

Illegal immigration
Hurricane recovery
Alligators attacking people in Florida

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.


Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Definitions as they would appear in Mrs. Webster's Dictionary.

Aaaack (aak) interj. An utterance upon running directly into a spider web first thing in the morning - and you don't know where the spider is now.

Airhead (er-hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a cop.

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v. To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire."

Bar-be-que (bar-bi-q) n.You bought groceries, washed lettuce, chopped tomatoes, diced onions, marinated meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made dinner."

Baseball Bat (bas-bol bat) n. An anti-burglar device.

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n Gotta get married in a church.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breathe...push..."

Children (chil-dren) n. What men become when they get the flu.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Computer (kom-pew-ter) n. The one thing in a woman's life that does exactly what she tells it to.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Dog (dawg) n. A creature who hears a burglar, barks once, then hides in the closet.

Eternity (e-ter-ni-tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Four Food Groups (for food groups) n. Chocolate, wine coolers, potato chips & ice cream.

Grocery List (grow-ser-ee list) n. What you spend half-an-hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Home (hom) n. A dwelling that ideally has the same number of bathrooms as people.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Lipstick (lip*stik) n On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers".

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Zillion (zil*yen) n The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.

Dilbert's 25 Rules of Order

1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. And tomorrow is not looking good either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself: where the hell is the ceiling?

8. My reality check bounced.

9. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

11. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

12. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

13. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

14. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

15. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

16. Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

17. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

18. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

19. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

20. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

21. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

22. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

23. Following the rules will not get the job done.

24. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

25. Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.

Serial port -A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Hard drive -Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

bug -The reason you give for calling in sick.

Keyboard -Place to hang your truck keys.

diskette -Female disco dancer.

Floppy -When you run out of Polygrip.

SCSI -What you call your week-old underwear.

Modem -How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM -1 Delicious when you mix it with Coca-Cola -2 Where the pope lives.

Byte -First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot -What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Mouse -Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

Mouse pad -Where Mickey and Minnie live.

LAN -To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

online -Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

Cursor -What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

cache -Needed when you run out of food stamps.

bit -A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

digital control -What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet -What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

megahertz -How your head feels after 17 beers.

backup -What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

bar code -Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Superconductor -Amtrak's employee of the year.

How many beers did it take...before the marketing guys came up with that idea?

...Brilliant!!!

'nuff said...

The stock market is in a melt down mode...

People have lost money...left and right.

What are we to do?


Drink more beer...to kill the pain.

The world has gone crazy, and lost all aspect of reality...

Gas has gone up, we are poorer, folks are losing everything left and right...

Will a new president help?

It's unlikely, because Wall Street's greed has finally caught up with their stupidity. The big pay check is over...they pulled the rug out from under themselves and everybody else for that matter.

They have killed the very people that tried to invest in something that would give people that have worked all of their lives a decent retirement to look forward to.

Because of greed...and a big fat bonus for them.

I hope every one of these companies (LLC's and Private equity) goes belly up and puts every one of these so called College educated idiots out of work...

The Fed has jumped in and saved a few...but for the most part, they should say...

You created this mess...now you fix it. The people that created this sub-prime mess...took their money and ran. Who has gotten screwed?

Everybody...period...

I hope these assholes have trouble sleeping at night...

If it was up to me, every CEO and board member of every one of these companies would be required to pay back every cent they got in salary...

And then be told...to bend over and grab your ankles...

You're my bitch now homeboy...

That's just my two cents.

Am I pissed? Just a tad...

I don't like it when people screw with my hard earned money.

How can anyone forget what happened on this day of 9-11.

It's a good thing I'm not President of the United States because I would tear some ass up. I would have told the world... You have 72 hours to turn over the butt wipes that did this... or you want to see death and destruction?

We'll play...

And you won't like my game...

The only sin these people committed...was getting out of bed, kissing their husband or wife and the kids and going to work to make a living for their family...

Many people died, many I did not know...my heart goes out to these people who died because of some dumb ass wacko that hates us because we are different.

Because we believe what we believe...

There are so many idiots in this world that have hate in their heart because we do what we do. Because we are free...

But when we are at war and some folks get killed that have nothing to do with it, everybody gets outraged at us for protecting ourselves.

The United States, has always fought fair, army against army, but to fight against these ass holes...you have to fight on their level, even if it means taking out a whole world of maniacs with a bomb that will get somebodies attention.

Drop that bad boy...and we'll see if they change their attitude...after they change their shorts...

Do you still want to screw with me?

Lets play...

100 things guys should keep in mind...

100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.

98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.

96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

93. Girls who say, "I love sports!" are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.

92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when she’s most fertile.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.

89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from K-Mart. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

88. "If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late."-Ginger, 27

87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterparts and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.

86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.

85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years, so unless she’s Norwegian, her "Gwen" might be bottled.

84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute-scientific proof most women are decent in bed.

83. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.

82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

81. The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they’ll take it.

79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

78. "I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me or cuddle after I’ve come. Wait five minutes."-Alicia S, 21

77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.

74. "Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom."-Amanda, 31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

71. "Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do—lower abdomen, nipples-we just get rid of them."-Katie, 26

70. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.

69. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.

68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana, lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114 males for every 100 females.

67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be "friended."

66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

65. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.

64. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man is between 5’10 and 6’2.

63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for their honeymoon.

62. A British study claims a woman’s chances of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increase in IQ for a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.

61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay faux pas.

59. "When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator."-Lauren, 35

58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.

57. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.

56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which means they eat approximately one to three sticks per year.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. "I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy," -Erin 25.

53. According to the American Association of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolie’s lips were the most requested celebrity feature among all female patients in 2004.

52. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.

51. Don’t call her "cute." In her mind it’s the same as "not vomit-inducing." "Sexy," OK. "Hot," yes. "Fucking fine," only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.

50. Women often buy shoes a size or two small because they’re in denial about the size of their feet—which they can’t stand.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

48. Women know where they stand looks-wise but worry about being considered cool, about which they’re unsure.

47. According to the U.S. Bureau of Statistics, 23 percent of 18- to 34-year-old women live with their parents, versus 31 percent of you losers.

46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Gin and or Vodka helps.

45. Twenty-three percent of men’s magazine readers are women.

44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal, which some men are into, but I think is border line homosexual.

41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.

40. About half of all brides will lose a good friend over a ridiculous bridesmaid squabble.

39. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

38. Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.

37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.

36. "At one point or another, I’ve gone through your things looking for any evidence from past relationships. I’m talking photographs, postcards, mementos, address books, diaries. If you don’t like it, get rid of this stuff before letting me in your apartment. It’s not about trust; it’s about curiosity, and it drives us crazy till it’s been satiated."-Camille, 28

35. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

34. Chick songs strike a deeply primal chord inside women while simultaneously revolting men. Just sit back and let her sing the Sarah McLachlan or Alicia Keys song. It’s only about four minutes long.

33. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing. Nasty!

32. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

31. Got a new girl coming over? Your (tidy) bathroom should include clean linen, a box of Puffs Plus, and several full rolls of TP.

30. "Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us."-Rachel, 26

29. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat.

28. Breast augmentation surgery has grown by 257 percent since 1997. The most popular size? C-cup. As if you didn’t know.

27. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some strippers’ cleavage.

26. Put down the Drakkar and grab a box of Good & Plenty. Women are turned on by the scent of black licorice.

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

24. A good but flawed man is a fixer-upper gem, and women love nothing more than home improvements.

23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.

22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.

20. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

19. The more piercing she has, the more places she’ll let you put it.

18. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it.

17. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

16. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

15. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.

14. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.

13. "Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at foreplay."-Amanda, 28

12. Studies show women are more attracted to "macho" guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to "good providers," otherwise known as chumps.

11. She likes one of your friends.

10. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

9. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

8. Sixty percent of women in the United States color their hair, according to L’Oreal (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other 40 percent).

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.

6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)

5. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.

4. Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about a trip in the car. Get the hint?

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: "I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you."

2. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. Five really means somewhere between 12 and 35

Melts in your mouth...not in you hand.

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says...

"Your butt is getting really big...I mean really big...
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill.

Then he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right...your butt is 2 foot wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband...

Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky...

He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks...

She answers...

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill...
for one little weenie?"


Sent to me by my sister-in-law. Thanks Blondie...

There is no fear, there is power.
I am the Heart of Darkness.
I know no fear,
But rather I instill it in my enemies.
I know the power of the Dark Side.
All the Universe bows before me.
I pledge myself to the Darkness.
For I have found true life,
In the death of the light.

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hatred leads to power.
Power leads to victory.
Let your anger flow through you.
Your hate will make you strong.
True power is only achieved through
testing the limits of one's anger,
passing through unscathed.
Rage channeled through anger is unstoppable.
The dark side of the Force
offers unimaginable power.
The dark side is stronger than the light.
The weak deserve their fate.

–tenets of Sith philosophy

Star Wars...

Before boob job.



After boob job.

Stupid is forever...Ignorance can be fixed.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, I thought as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.



But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.



After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be - quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see .. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.



Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.



Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeños.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Click on the link above...

Do you know...the two things that pisses me off the most?

Is Lazy ass people that will not put their shopping carts in the fucking shopping cart rack when they load their stuff into their cars.

Be it the store, Wally World, Lowe's, Home Depot, whatever.

You just have to stick it beside someone else's car because you are too fucking lazy to put the damn thing up.

Why do I, or will I rant about this?

Because years ago some ass wipe was too lazy to walk their shopping cart to the cart rack and it rolled down and hit my brand new truck, leaving a nice dent in the side of it. Where was the cart rack?

Six feet away...

I hate stupid people...and stupid drivers that think the speed limit does NOT apply to them.

Folks...my truck cost 28,000 dollars when I bought it in 2001.
The most expensive truck I have EVER bought.

I did Not spend that money for that truck for you to act like a fool around me.

People are stupid when it comes to driving...you are NOT a NASCAR DRIVER!!! So... SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN!!!

If you are in that Much Of A Hurry...then quit your day job, and become a Monk.

As far as the shopping carts go...

If you are that lazy and can't put the DAMN cart, where it belongs...

Then the next time I see you do this BULLSHIT...I'll tell you where I'll put my cart...

So far up your *%$#@*& - @** that you will never shop at THAT store again...

What the hell is wrong with people? Someone has gone and killed close to 30 people and wounded 20 more. What has this world come to?

No one is safe...

What drives someone to do what they do?
To shoot and kill that many people...

What did Virginia do?

Was it a bad childhood? A bad relationship? Pressure from a job?

What?

How can anyone justify doing this?

What is the reason behind the madness?

Can someone be that cold blooded?
I don't give a shit...you're all dead?

Why? I am like the rest of America...

What the hell happened...

LIFE IS...by Mother Theresa

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.

I, (place your name here), being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate
be put in the hands of pinhead politicians

who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes
and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Martini Cold
Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice Cream
Cup of tea
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes and call it a day.

What can be said, that hasn't already been said.

These are my words.

God should come out of retirement...
Man should be ashamed...

Many people died for simply going to work...
Simply waking up, kissing the kids, the husband or wife and simply going to work...for a pay check to make ends meet.

Ordinary people...

Because of some lunatic, that should be buried dead or alive.

Good people came to the rescue...and died in the line of duty trying to save others.

Yes...
Shed some tears...remember...

Never let the images of that morning, that turned into mourning for many, ever leave your mind. Do I call for vengeance?

No...

God should come out of retirement...

Why is it when Israel does something everybody complains? When will the world see the truth?

Suicide bombers...
Rocket attacks...
Innocent people being killed...
Hatred toward a people...
Bullshit... plain and simple.

If I were Israel I would say to all the insurgents, enemies and the Arab world...We want to live in peace.

But the next ass-wipe that fires a rocket at us, or the next idiot that blows themselves up to score a virgin, will cost that country dearly...

We will kill everything that walks, talks and breathes.
We will leave you crying to be put out of your misery.
We will make the H-bomb look like a fire cracker.

Leave us alone...
Or hug your kids and wife...as your life just ended because of some dumb ass.

Could all that is happening in the Mid-East become the start of World War III ?

Israel finally got tired of everybody screwing with them. I would be tired of people firing rockets at me everyday too. So can you blame them of not wanting to take anymore crap?

Innocent people from all sides are hurt or killed, but I fear this is the start of a war that will not end well for anyone in the world, no matter what country you live in, I'm afraid that every leader from around the world will jump into this mess and start fighting and shooting at anything that moves or breathes. It will not end well...

The Horsemen have saddled up and they are ready to ride...

In one word and my personal opinion?

Yes.

Now some people say this is not a deterrent to crime. My answer... Bull shit.

Now here are my thoughts, one, the Bible says plainly, you shall not kill. This does not say anything about war. It says you will not kill for the sake of killing.

Here are my thoughts...

If you leave your domain with the intent of doing bodily harm to anyone and you commit murder, you just forfeited every right that God gave to you, every right man gave to you, every right granted under the Constitution, every right period. You were willing to take another life for your own gain.

Should you be given the death penalty for your crime? Yes...
You took a life...

A life that was precious and just as valuable as your twisted life. But this creates a paradox, you shall not kill.

This law was made by God. You offended God and man.

You will be given a fair trial by man. You will die by man's hand, just as you...killed by your hand.

You will face man... You will face God and Jesus and the court of Angels...

And you will face Satan... God will not help you...

The choice is yours.

Should there be a death penalty for murder? Yes...

Should you be shown or receive mercy?

No...

The gates of Hell are open and waiting for you.

Enjoy the ride...

I'm sure you've heard about the guy in Florida throwing his two kids out the window, then himself. What makes the smartest organ in our body, the brain, become so stupid sometimes?

How can anybody become so demented or filled with hatred and rage?

Death by Stupidity...What a waste...

A 16 year old on trial today for 1st degree murder for killing his bus driver here in Tennessee last year, found out his fate. The jury found him guilty. And his punishment...

Life in prison...

He will be eligible for parole when he is 65 years old.
Yes that's right...65 years old.

This kid is 16... you do the math.

I thought this was a bit harsh. Yes...he did kill someone, but I feel sorry for this kid. He ruined the life of the victim and that family and he ruined his life.

But is this justice and reprobation to keep this kid in prison for that long?

Is this vengeance?
Is this blind justice?

Or is this a society at fault... for failing our kids?

I feel for the victim and that family.

I feel anger for the stupid act of violence committed.

I feel deep sorrow for this kid...
Why?

He's just a kid...

We all do stupid things...

All the talk about illegal people being in this country, my opinion, walk into this country and be legal. Go through the proper channels. What is the problem? Do you want to be an American?

Do you want to live in this great country? Do it right by the law. The statement below should make you think...and if it doesn't, then you should move to some place that has laws for stupidity...you should be right at home.

This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa, FL Newspaper.


Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?

Think about it!
All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS?

I celebrate Christmas, but because it isn't celebrated by everyone, we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings.

It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday?

We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that "I" am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all

IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.

I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.

I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America.

Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.

This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language.

This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language.

Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!

"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women on Christian principles founded this nation and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home because God is part of our culture.

If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.

We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, our land and our lifestyle.

Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his or her opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so! But once you are done complaining, whining and griping about our flag, our pledge,our national motto or our way of life. I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other Great American Freedom...

THE RIGHT TO LEAVE...
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

It is Time for America to Speak up. If you agree, pass this along. If you don't agree, you are in the WRONG Country!

Be legal...respect US...or Go Back where YOU came from and stay there!

In a Texas Air Control Tower:

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised."

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is great!"

Static....Iran Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Iran Air 711?"

Iran Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY, GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now, and tell Allah 'hey' for us, ya hear?"


(Moral: Don't mess with Texas.)

What is wrong with these people?

Let me rephrase that, how much more death can they inflect on one another without dragging the whole world into this mess.

If I was President, this is what I would do in this situation.
I would find one of our old H-bombs (collecting dust somewhere) and I would tell all the middle east nations "bring all your camera crews to this spot in the sand" now pay close attention.

BOOM!!!

I just love a visual aid.

"Now if you don't behave and play nice, this will happen to your house, your town, your children, your women...and you." I may be the" infidel" but you are going to be "In Hell" if you don't behave.

We'll see if they change their attitude...after they change their shorts.

People are finally getting to see the results of consolidation in the gas refinery business. The results are high gas prices that will stay there for a long time. But there are other factors too.

One, put a leash on these oil market speculators. Every time somebody hiccups they raise the price of oil. Oil is not the problem, refinement of the oil into gasoline, is the bottle neck.

Two, every State has its own laws concerning blends for gas as per EPA standards. So many different batches of blends must be made and this is very time consuming and costly.

Three, taxes.

Blame the SUV gas hogs of the road.
Please...get off that.

Yes SUV's and other models could get better gas mileage, but the same thing happened in the early 80's. All, and I mean all car makers were making V8 horsepower, that's what the people wanted, with the exception of Honda & Toyota they were making little cars with 4 cylinders that had no horsepower, but did sip gas.

When gas prices shot up then, everybody scrambled to get rid of the gas hogs and wanted gas sippers thus leaving the car makers to scramble to install the V6, better gas mileage and more horsepower than the 4 cylinder, but everything was small cramped and crowded.

Enter the late 80's to early 90's. Gas prices had come back down and people wanted room and horsepower again. They were tired of the Pinto Wagon they wanted a real wagon. A people hauler, not a sardine can on wheels. Thus the SUV was born.

And now here we are again with big horsepower and big gas prices.

Now a days people want to bash the SUV as the real problem for high gas prices. Wrong, the government, the states, the EPA, the CEO's, the speculators, the stock market are all to blame for this mess. And yes it is a mess that is only going to get worse.

And yes cars & trucks could get better gas mileage, but where is the real blame?

Blame consolidation.