Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Shit
13. Potential Murder Suspect

HO-HO-HO!!!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Happy Christmas & Merry New Year !



We must always be politically correct...so instead of saying Merry Christmas we must say Happy Holidays as not to offend anyone from other cultures.

Well I'm sorry but this sure as hell offends me.

If you don't like the saying Merry Christmas then you probably won't like this southern saying either...

Don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave our fine Country. You all don't come back now ya hear - Bye, Bye!