Monday, December 31, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
An interesting parable...
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, I thought as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be - quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let's see .. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be - quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let's see .. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Proverb...
Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeños.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Friday, November 09, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Monday, April 30, 2007
I hate lazy ass, stupid, people...
Do you know...the two things that pisses me off the most?
Is Lazy ass people that will not put their shopping carts in the fucking shopping cart rack when they load their stuff into their cars.
Be it the store, Wally World, Lowe's, Home Depot, whatever.
You just have to stick it beside someone else's car because you are too fucking lazy to put the damn thing up.
Why do I, or will I rant about this?
Because years ago some ass wipe was too lazy to walk their shopping cart to the cart rack and it rolled down and hit my brand new truck, leaving a nice dent in the side of it. Where was the cart rack?
Six feet away...
I hate stupid people...and stupid drivers that think the speed limit does NOT apply to them.
Folks...my truck cost 28,000 dollars when I bought it in 2001.
The most expensive truck I have EVER bought.
I did Not spend that money for that truck for you to act like a fool around me.
People are stupid when it comes to driving...you are NOT a NASCAR DRIVER!!! So... SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN!!!
If you are in that Much Of A Hurry...then quit your day job, and become a Monk.
As far as the shopping carts go...
If you are that lazy and can't put the DAMN cart, where it belongs...
Then the next time I see you do this BULLSHIT...I'll tell you where I'll put my cart...
So far up your *%$#@*& - @** that you will never shop at THAT store again...
Is Lazy ass people that will not put their shopping carts in the fucking shopping cart rack when they load their stuff into their cars.
Be it the store, Wally World, Lowe's, Home Depot, whatever.
You just have to stick it beside someone else's car because you are too fucking lazy to put the damn thing up.
Why do I, or will I rant about this?
Because years ago some ass wipe was too lazy to walk their shopping cart to the cart rack and it rolled down and hit my brand new truck, leaving a nice dent in the side of it. Where was the cart rack?
Six feet away...
I hate stupid people...and stupid drivers that think the speed limit does NOT apply to them.
Folks...my truck cost 28,000 dollars when I bought it in 2001.
The most expensive truck I have EVER bought.
I did Not spend that money for that truck for you to act like a fool around me.
People are stupid when it comes to driving...you are NOT a NASCAR DRIVER!!! So... SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN!!!
If you are in that Much Of A Hurry...then quit your day job, and become a Monk.
As far as the shopping carts go...
If you are that lazy and can't put the DAMN cart, where it belongs...
Then the next time I see you do this BULLSHIT...I'll tell you where I'll put my cart...
So far up your *%$#@*& - @** that you will never shop at THAT store again...
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Monday, April 16, 2007
And someone has gone crazy...
What the hell is wrong with people? Someone has gone and killed close to 30 people and wounded 20 more. What has this world come to?
No one is safe...
What drives someone to do what they do?
To shoot and kill that many people...
What did Virginia do?
Was it a bad childhood? A bad relationship? Pressure from a job?
What?
How can anyone justify doing this?
What is the reason behind the madness?
Can someone be that cold blooded?
I don't give a shit...you're all dead?
Why? I am like the rest of America...
What the hell happened...
No one is safe...
What drives someone to do what they do?
To shoot and kill that many people...
What did Virginia do?
Was it a bad childhood? A bad relationship? Pressure from a job?
What?
How can anyone justify doing this?
What is the reason behind the madness?
Can someone be that cold blooded?
I don't give a shit...you're all dead?
Why? I am like the rest of America...
What the hell happened...
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Friday, April 06, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Life is...
LIFE IS...by Mother Theresa
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Living Will...
I, (place your name here), being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate
be put in the hands of pinhead politicians
who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes
and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Martini Cold
Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice Cream
Cup of tea
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes and call it a day.
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate
be put in the hands of pinhead politicians
who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes
and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Martini Cold
Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice Cream
Cup of tea
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
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