Serial port -A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Hard drive -Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
bug -The reason you give for calling in sick.
Keyboard -Place to hang your truck keys.
diskette -Female disco dancer.
Floppy -When you run out of Polygrip.
SCSI -What you call your week-old underwear.
Modem -How you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM -1 Delicious when you mix it with Coca-Cola -2 Where the pope lives.
Byte -First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot -What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Mouse -Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
Mouse pad -Where Mickey and Minnie live.
LAN -To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
online -Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Cursor -What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
cache -Needed when you run out of food stamps.
bit -A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
digital control -What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
packet -What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
megahertz -How your head feels after 17 beers.
backup -What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
bar code -Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
Superconductor -Amtrak's employee of the year.
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