I, (place your name here), being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate
be put in the hands of pinhead politicians
who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes
and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Martini Cold
Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Chocolate
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Chocolate
Ice Cream
Cup of tea
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes and call it a day.
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