Wednesday, November 24, 2010



That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
-- Charles Bukowski

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Shit
13. Potential Murder Suspect

HO-HO-HO!!!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Happy Christmas & Merry New Year !



We must always be politically correct...so instead of saying Merry Christmas we must say Happy Holidays as not to offend anyone from other cultures.

Well I'm sorry but this sure as hell offends me.

If you don't like the saying Merry Christmas then you probably won't like this southern saying either...

Don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave our fine Country. You all don't come back now ya hear - Bye, Bye!

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Broadcasting pioneer Paul Harvey dies at age of 90...



Harvey was born Paul Harvey Aurandt in Tulsa, Okla. His father, a police officer, was killed when he was a toddler. A high school teacher took note of his distinctive voice and launched him on a broadcast career.

While working at St. Louis radio station KXOK, he met Washington University graduate student Lynne Cooper. He proposed on their first date (she said "no") and always called her "Angel." They were married in 1940 and had a son, Paul Jr.

They worked closely together on his shows, and he often credited his success to her influence. She was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame in 1997, seven years after her husband was. She died in May 2008.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Problems, problems...



Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately.

Illegal immigration
Hurricane recovery
Alligators attacking people in Florida

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.


Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?