Monday, January 21, 2008

The power of the Dark Side...

There is no fear, there is power.
I am the Heart of Darkness.
I know no fear,
But rather I instill it in my enemies.
I know the power of the Dark Side.
All the Universe bows before me.
I pledge myself to the Darkness.
For I have found true life,
In the death of the light.

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hatred leads to power.
Power leads to victory.
Let your anger flow through you.
Your hate will make you strong.
True power is only achieved through
testing the limits of one's anger,
passing through unscathed.
Rage channeled through anger is unstoppable.
The dark side of the Force
offers unimaginable power.
The dark side is stronger than the light.
The weak deserve their fate.

–tenets of Sith philosophy

Star Wars...

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

An interesting parable...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, I thought as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.



But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table . everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.



After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be - quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see .. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.



Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.



Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Proverb...

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeños.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Monday, April 30, 2007

I hate lazy ass, stupid, people...

Do you know...the two things that pisses me off the most?

Is Lazy ass people that will not put their shopping carts in the fucking shopping cart rack when they load their stuff into their cars.

Be it the store, Wally World, Lowe's, Home Depot, whatever.

You just have to stick it beside someone else's car because you are too fucking lazy to put the damn thing up.

Why do I, or will I rant about this?

Because years ago some ass wipe was too lazy to walk their shopping cart to the cart rack and it rolled down and hit my brand new truck, leaving a nice dent in the side of it. Where was the cart rack?

Six feet away...

I hate stupid people...and stupid drivers that think the speed limit does NOT apply to them.

Folks...my truck cost 28,000 dollars when I bought it in 2001.
The most expensive truck I have EVER bought.

I did Not spend that money for that truck for you to act like a fool around me.

People are stupid when it comes to driving...you are NOT a NASCAR DRIVER!!! So... SLOW YOUR ASS DOWN!!!

If you are in that Much Of A Hurry...then quit your day job, and become a Monk.

As far as the shopping carts go...

If you are that lazy and can't put the DAMN cart, where it belongs...

Then the next time I see you do this BULLSHIT...I'll tell you where I'll put my cart...

So far up your *%$#@*& - @** that you will never shop at THAT store again...